![]() Hair in little braids, little things, you know. The first one down was the four-year-old. "God! I have to cook breakfast! Boom!" I turn around. I slam them down and go to the refrigerator and look around and I get to the damn bacon and the sausage, cooking breakfast, six o'blam in the morning, and I grab the- you have to be careful with eggs. I said, "Get these, go down and cook breakfast, but it's six o'clock in the morning," and I slam the pans down. Standing there in my pajamas, and I'm talking to myself. And I went downstairs without putting on my robe. "Now, you get up and cook some breakfast or you're gonna wear this bucket of ice water!" So I said, "You're serious, aren't you?" So I got up. The next thing I knew, there was a bucket of ice water being shaken over my head, and this woman, that I've been married to for some 17 years, was standing over me like this. You seem to be having trouble intellectualizing on where the cooking apparel is." So I fell back to sleep again. I said, "Well, there's no need to become violent about this. They have to go to school." I said, "Yes, but to eat at 6:00, isn't that bad for your stomach? I mean, they just ate twelve hours ago." My wife said, "Bill, get out of that bed and go downstairs and cook breakfast for your children!" I said, "Well, I don't know what they want to eat." She said, "It's down there! Now you get out of the bed!" And I said, "But where are the pans? Do we have pans to cook with?" She said, "Bill, I'm not talking to you anymore! You ask another stupid question, so help me God, I'll get the shotgun out of the closet and blow your face off!" She said, "I want you to go downstairs and cook breakfast for the children." And I looked at the clock and I said, "Dear, it's 6:00 in the morning." She said, "Exactly. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."Ĭomment by MeringueThis recipe immediately reminds of one of the greatest stand up routines ever, from Bill Cosby's Himself: And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. ![]() ![]() Comment by Gaghiel"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. ![]()
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